What does one wear while coaching volleyball???
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Well, I am glad you asked. I had the lovely husband snap a few photos (ok, just two) before my last game just for this inquiry.
First, one must wear the necklace an adoring player gives you. Especially since it will be nearly impossible to find another occasion suitable for such an accessory.
Second, must throw on all the brightest colors one can find. (Bright red TOMS, not pictured) Also wear the Sevens jeans that you have worn continuously since they were purchased.
Thirdly, MOST IMPORTANTLY, have a game face on. (Or in this case an uncomfortable, don't know what to do with my hands because I have no friends, oh, you are taking the picture now? face.)
Once all steps are completed, one is fully equipped to go and coach their team to victory. These steps also aid in successfully avoiding all parents whose great joy is to suck all of yours away. The end.
Well, I am glad you asked. I had the lovely husband snap a few photos (ok, just two) before my last game just for this inquiry.
First, one must wear the necklace an adoring player gives you. Especially since it will be nearly impossible to find another occasion suitable for such an accessory.
Second, must throw on all the brightest colors one can find. (Bright red TOMS, not pictured) Also wear the Sevens jeans that you have worn continuously since they were purchased.
Thirdly, MOST IMPORTANTLY, have a game face on. (Or in this case an uncomfortable, don't know what to do with my hands because I have no friends, oh, you are taking the picture now? face.)
Once all steps are completed, one is fully equipped to go and coach their team to victory. These steps also aid in successfully avoiding all parents whose great joy is to suck all of yours away. The end.
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